i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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