my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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