i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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