Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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