There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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