Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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