I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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