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ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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