hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
