do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You can't just leave with hair like that
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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