Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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