UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
