I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
