But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
