There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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