Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
