And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
