I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Randomize
