Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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