You're completely useless in the revolution.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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