Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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