do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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