my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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