I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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