The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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