so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Randomize
