You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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