Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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