And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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