I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Dicks are not precious.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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