did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I love having hate sex.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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