I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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