He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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