This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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