why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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