I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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