Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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