I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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