At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
