Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It's never too late to be topless.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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