So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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