Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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