Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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