Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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