Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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