Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
so let's talk penis.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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