so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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