i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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