Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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