i don't like sucking hair
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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