Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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