You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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