Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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